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Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Book Tour/Giveaway - The Buddha and the Bee by Cory Mortensen


The Buddha and the Bee: Biking through America's Forgotten Roadways on a Journey of Discovery by Cory Mortensen 

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GENRE: Memoir 

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BLURB: Life-Changing Journey... ...

But this is NOT a typical blah-blah-blah memoir 

Planning is for sissies. A solo bike ride across the country will be filled with sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, and 80 degree temps every day, right? Not so much. The Great Plains, Rocky Mountains, an alkaline desert, and the Sierra Nevadas lay miles and days ahead. Disappointment with unrealized potential, and the thirst for what’s next drew farther away in the rotating wide-angle shockproof convex rear-view mirror. 

 "I will ride my bike down a never-ending ribbon of asphalt wearing a backpack." 

 Cory Mortensen began his bike ride across the United States from Chaska, Minnesota, to Truckee, California, without a route, a timeline, or proper equipment. Along the way, he gained more than technical skills required for a ride that would test every fiber of his physical being and mental toughness. Ride along as he meets “unusual” characters, dangerous animals, and sweet little old ladies with a serious vendetta for strangers in their town. 

Humor ■ Insight ■ Adventure ■ Gratitude ■ Peace 

 From long stretches of road ending in a vanishing point at the distant horizon, to stunning vistas, terrifying close calls, grueling conditions, failed equipment, and joyous milestones he stayed the course and gained an appreciation for the beauty of the land, the genius of engineering and marvel of nature. 

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Excerpt: 

CHAPTER 7 DAY SEVEN AUGUST 28, 2001 

 Today’s Ride: Ogallala, Nebraska - Sterling, Colorado Today’s Distance: 90 Miles 

Though the Oregon Trail Motel didn’t offer breakfast, it did have coffee and a stack of foam cups in the front office. 

 I wasn’t that hungry, still pretty bloated from the beer, noodles, and MSG I had for dinner. 

Hanging around the motel sipping cups of watered-down coffee, watching as the sun rose over the dusty town, bustling with early morning activity, I waited for the coffee to do its trick before checking out. 

When nature called, I preferred a bathroom with an abundant amount of toilet paper over squatting behind a tree. I waited on the curb outside my door. 

Perhaps a conversation regarding bowel movements wasn’t classy this early in the morning, but real nonetheless. When you found yourself reading a book about someone biking cross-country, you might otherwise ask yourself: Where did they go to the bathroom whilst out on the open road? 

If the sudden need to shit arose on the road, you could only hope there was a bush, tree, or berm to hide behind. The other option was to keep walking as far away from the road as you could until you were out of sight, or at least blurry. Of course, without the proper equipment (toilet paper), things could get messy. You might find yourself sacrificing a sock. Personally, I had a dresser drawer of mismatched cycling socks at home. 

Public options, if you were lucky enough to be in a town or city when things started moving, were:

 Restaurants: Now, I would stay clear of anything fancier than a Cracker Barrel. The best were fast food joints, as the bathrooms were typically really clean and out of sight of the counter (so you could get in and out without running into an employee). 

Truck Stops: If you came across one of those truck stop fortresses like a BP or Bosselman, take it. Nobody would give you two looks, even if you were dressed in Lycra. The bathrooms were surprisingly clean, and there was typically an abundance of stalls. 

Gas Stations: You knew you were in trouble when you asked the attendant for a key and he said the bathroom was outside around back. Check to see if there was any toilet paper in the room before starting. You might find rust stains on the sink and toilets surrounded by a lake of urine. The whole process would become an exercise in squatting. By no means did you want to make any sort of physical contact with anything in that room. Lift the seat with your shoe, flush the toilet with a hand wrapped liberally with a paper towel. It was probably best to find a tree. 

So, you could see why I opted to wait before I left Ogallala.

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AUTHOR Bio and Links: Cory Mortensen has ridden his collection of bicycles over a million miles of asphalt, dirt, mud, and backroads. In addition to the cross-country journey detailed in this book, he has traveled to over fifty-five countries, cycled from Minneapolis to Colorado solo to raise money for children born with congenital heart defects. He’s completed sixteen marathons on five continents, and survived three days of running with the bulls in Spain. 

Cory is a certified Advanced PADI diver, and has enjoyed taking in life under the waves in locations all over the world. In 2003, he took time off from roaming, and accidentally started and built a company which he sold in 2013. That same year he married his best friend and explored the state of Texas for two years. The couple sold everything they owned, jumped on a plane to Ecuador and volunteered, trekked, and explored South America for sixteen months before returning to Phoenix, Arizona, where he works as a consultant and is soon to be a bestselling author. 

 The Buddha and the Bee is his first memoir in which he shares how a two month leave of absence redefined his life’s trajectory of sitting behind a desk and his decision to break society’s chains so he could live life on his terms. 

Website: www.TheBuddhaAndTheBee.com 

Twitter: www.twitter.com/BuddhaAndTheBee 

Facebook: www.facebook.com/CoryMortensenAuthor 

Instagram: www.instagram.com/CoryMortensenAuthor/ 

Buy the book links Amazon Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Buddha-Bee-Cory-Mortensen/dp/1735498114 

 Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1735498122 

 Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08FLLBBP9 

Indiebound Hardcover: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781735498119 

Paperback: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9781735498126 

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18 comments:

  1. I enjoyed the excerpt, sounds like a great book, thanks for sharing with me!

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  2. Thank you for sharing this book and author details, it sounds like an interesting read.

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  3. I had once dreamed of riding my bike across the US, and I think that reading this memoir will remind me just why I chickened out!

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  4. I liked the excerpt. Thank you for sharing.

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  5. I want to so badly read all about this. Live day to day with Cory on this adventure.

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  6. Great excerpt. While this biking trip sounds adventurous, it also sounds dangerous. Did you ever worry about your safety in any of the places you visited or rode through?

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  7. This experience sounds fascinating and incredible. An Unforgettable trip. The book would be memorable and a real treasure.

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  8. This experience sounds fascinating and incredible. An Unforgettable trip. The book would be memorable and a real treasure.

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  9. This books sound wonderful, would love the chance to read her.
    @tisonlyme143

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  10. This book sounds amazing, cant wait to read.

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  11. Great hearing about your book. Thanks for sharing and for this giveaway also.

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  12. Looks like a Good Book Thank You for Sharing the Book & Book Tour with us

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  13. Would love to get the chance to read this and love the cover here.
    @tisonlyme143

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  14. I love memoirs, especially travel memoirs! Sounds like a good read!

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